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I decided to do some more research on my recent experiences. It turns out there are other blogs. Lots of them. Nearly too many to ever wade through.

The clincher? They're all supposed to be fictional.

It turns out there's something called the Slender Man, who is a tall, faceless guy in a suit (sounds kind of silly, if you ask me), that someone made up on the Something Awful forums. People ran with the idea and began making all sorts of stories about him.

Some people got bored with this, thinking it was getting stale. So they made a spin-off "mythos" with other creatures. Other abominations.


I ended up going to the home page of that wiki, where it became clear all of this is fictional. These quotes make it obvious:

"The Fear Mythos is a spin-off of the Slender Man Mythos" How can real creatures be a "spin-off"? Then there's this: "If you wish to know more about the Fear Mythos or write for it, please visit the Fear Mythos forum."

"If you wish to write for it." These stories are made by writers.

That's when I found the Beginner's Guide to the Fear Mythos page, as well as the Blogs page, listing all the blogs.

Right there, listed under "Multi-Fear Blogs" was--Continuity Glue!!! It even has its own page, on which it says:

"Continuity Glue is a blog by The Nameless One (author). It follows an unnamed protagonist as he encounters Nightlanders and other Fears, which begins to drive him deeper into insanity."

According to the blasted Internet, my experiences, and possibly myself as well, don't exist.

This...just can't be.

You know what's even funnier? There's a character known as the Nameless One who is a servant to the Unnamed Child.

Insanity. Complete insanity.