Star Wars Project Update

Although clearly no one is reading this blog yet, or even cares to comment if they do happen to run across it, I will explain why the Star Wars Project, which I've randomly decided to call it just now and only for this post, never to be mentioned as such again, has not yet begun.

Quite simply, I don't have Episodes I or II. Since I intend to do this in internal chronological order of the films, I have to wait until I get a chance to go to the library or Blockbuster (so what if I'm behind the times--deal with it!).

In the meantime, I have been, in my spare time (I go to college, too: yes, a fictional cosmic being with the power to repair whole multiverses of timelines is going to school--meta humor and all that), reading Blogger Beware.

As if you didn't already know, Blogger Beware is a blog reflecting on the popular Goosebumps children's horror books of the 90s. Now, I never read them as a child (obligatory TV Tropes reference) but am finding them amusingly stupid. As the author of the blog said in his Let's Get Invisible post, R.L. Stine seems to be the Tommy Wiseau of children's literature.

And we all know how hilariously amusing he is...

Anyway, HORROR!!!!! Yay!!!