Introduction

Hello earthlings! Welcome to Continuity Glue.

Sorry about the logo; I got a little carried away and glue got everywhere. Anyway…

So what is this blog and who am I?

Well, I don’t really have a name. I was thinking “The Weaver” for reasons that will soon become clear, but since it had nothing to do with—er—glue, I chose not to use it.

I have no other name (The Nameless One?) because I’m what you would call a cosmic ethereal being. I exist so as to mend cracks in the various universes and multiverses of fiction. I solve continuity errors and separate the realities when necessary. I apply glue, as it were, to the cracks of time and space. Fortunately most of these have been taken care of, at least in our universe (thanks, Fra— OOPS!! I mean, Doctor. Yeah, your secret’s safe with me. At least, until the Fields of Trenzalore…)

I invite you, humans, to observe my work (and occasionally give suggestions in the comments—nobody’s perfect), and along the way I will evaluate and review the chronicles of events in the multi-multiverse that your seers have recorded and reenacted. Some do strain credibility from time to time. People in other universes must be very strange indeed. Either that or they’re not real…

Be honest:  Am I real?

I’m NOT!??!?!?!?!

I-I’ll go ahead and do it…anyway…

L

Now I understand where that android Marvin is coming from. Maybe he knows he’s fictional, too…